Today we’re going to talk about Palmistry.
Bitches love palmistry.
I’ve never met a woman that doesn’t love to have her palm read.
- Roosh
I love the idea behind palmistry and palm reading because it gets the women intrigued by you, builds instant rapport and creates a deep emotional connection - something women crave. When you combine Palmistry with other routines like The Cube, you will create an immediate and deep friendship with the woman you’ve approached and make her feel like she’s known you longer than she really has.
Every piece of PUA material I’ve ever read on palm reading just said, “learn to read palms, its essential.” I’m assuming the rest of you have read the PUA gospels (Mystery Method, Bang, and The Game), and ran across the same thing. Never fear, for I, your Alpha, shall teach you the mysterious and closely guarded arts of Palmistry. For free. Because I love you.
The first thing you need to understand about palm reading is this: Its all bullshit. Some of you out there believe in astrology and tarot and that kind of shit – its not real. None of it is. There is no special supernatural divination that can be done by looking at some stupid cards, or looking at silly lines on your palm. Its human beings using our built in pattern recognition to attempt to find meaning where there isn’t any. Acknowledge that and move on from there (its makes it easier when you fuck up a reading).
The next essential part to Palmistry is knowing the lines of the palm. Now this is complicated because Palmistry delves a lot deeper than the lines on the palm, it also divides the palm into parts. But, for your purposes, you really only need to know the lines. So here is a handy graph someone else made. Its easy to read and uses an actual palm which I’m sure helps:
The second step is going to be a bit trickier. You have to learn how to cold read. If you don’t know how to cold read, I highly suggest reading this now defunct blog because it contains a wealth of information and tricks to make your cold reading feel natural, intuitive and profoundly psychic.
Make sure you observe the person covertly and gather details from their clothes, purse, and so on as you “read” their palm. I suggest using Mnemonic memory techniques to attach different Barnum Statements to different locations of the palm so that as you look at the palm lines you’ll be reminded of various phrases to use. Pick the generalities that most apply to your specific subject and say them quickly, and then negate them quickly.
For example, trace your finger gently on the Union/Marriage line and say something like, “You may have a tendency to fall quickly for someone you feel a harmony with, though this wont necessarily stop you from keeping up a defensive wall.” – This is a great line to use because it describes literally everyone in Western culture, and yet it feels so oddly tailored. A few more statements and vague generalities to start you off:
“You tend to be a romantic at heart…”
“You sometimes feel like the right man is impossible to find…”
“Though you try not to, you worry about what other people think…”
“The acceptance of your peers is important to you, but doesn’t impede on your individuality….”
The goal with a cold read in Palmistry is to make general statements that negate themselves – so that at least half of the sentence will always apply to the person you’re talking to (which causes them, oddly enough, to accept the non-applicable half as partly true sometimes). With Palmistry, Tarot, or any other cold reading routine, you need to make sure you use a lot of words while never actually saying anything of substance at all. I live in a college beach town, so I always use the line, “Your health is important to you, and its important that you keep yourself in shape..” That statement describes literally every person in this town – especially the SWPLs that drink out at the beach bars. Find things like that, statements that you know will apply generously to most everyone in your area, then use it.
If the HB tells you a piece of noteworthy information, make sure to rephrase it and use it later on in your routine.
The best way to learn Palmistry after going through this quick guide is to watch a video or two of someone’s palm being read (take notes on how the cold read is done) and then go out and try it yourself. At first, if you aren’t comfortable working it into a routine, just approach random people and ask if you can read their palm for practice. I guarantee most of them will agree and allow you to practice on them for this reason: They either want to see if you can do it, or they want to watch you crash and burn if you can’t.
Pro-Tip - I was reading a palm the other night and the girl’s friend came over and said, “If you’er so psychic, read my palm.” I took her palm, looked at it for a moment, and said, “You only want me to read your palm so you can point out how wrong I am. You want me to fail. You only goal is to disprove me.” I could tell because of her obviously bitchy tone. She agree with what I said, and so I continued, “I can’t read your palm because you’re blocking me out mentally.” Remember: There is always a smooth way to recover or extract yourself if need be. Find it and use it! Your ability to think on your feet will greatly impact your game.
Pro-Tip – Another thing to consider is unique markings on the girl you’re reading. The girl I originally palm read from the story above had a very large scar on her forehead. She put a lot of effort into covering it up with make-up and I honestly hadn’t seen it until she moved into the light just right. Once I saw it, I quickly looked back to her palm, traced my fingers over a few lines and then said, with a confused look, “Tell me about the accident…”
Now bear in mind, I had no idea what the accident was, what kind of accident, or even if it had been an accident. I just assumed a wound of that size (from her hairline to her eyebrow) had to be caused by an accident of some kind. She immediately pulled back in shock and asked, “How did you know!?”
Its the little shit like that that will sell your routine and create the connection.
Good luck kids!
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